1: And he shewed me a pure river of [the] radiation of life, bright as lightning, proceeding out of the throne of Godzilla and of The Kaiju.
2: In the midst of the street of it, and on either side of the ocean, was there the Island of Monster, which bare twelve manner of foes, and yielded her challengers every month: and the foes of the Island were for the cleaving of the nations.
3: And there shall be no more curse: but the throne of Godzilla and of the Kaiju shall be in it; and his servants shall serve him:
4: And they shall see his face; and his namesake shall be in their poor hands.
5: And there shall be no night there; and they need no candle, neither light of the sun; for the Lord Godzilla giveth them light: and they shall feign for clever and cleverer.
6: And He roared unto me, These sayings are faithful and true: and the Lord Godzilla of the Toho profits sent His Angira to shew unto his servants the things which must shortly be done.
7: Behold, I [allegedly] come quickly: blessed is he that keepeth the sayings of the profits of this book.
8: And I Mothra saw these things, and heard them. And when I had heard and seen, I fell down to the warship; before the massive feet of the Angira which shewed me these things.
9: Then saith he unto me, See thou do it not: for I am thy fellowservant, and of thy brethren the profits, and of them which keep the sayings of this book: worship Godzilla.
10: And he saith unto me, Steal not the sayings, nor of the profits, of this book: for the time is at hand, lest ye shut down MegaMechaUpload.com.
11: He that is unjust, let him be unjust still: and he which is filthy, let him be filthy still: and he that is righteous, let him be righteous still: and he that is radioactive, let him be radioactive still.
12: And, behold, I [ALLEGEDLY!] come quickly; and my reward is with me, to give every man according as his work shall be [that means, if you work for Microsoft, you probably get an Xbox 360].
13: I am Gojira and Desutoroia, the beginning and the end, the first and the last.
14: Blessed are they that do his commandments, that they may have right to the radiation of life, and may enter in through the gates into the jungle.
15: For without are giant dogs, and scientists, and whoremonsters, and Mechagodzilla pilots, and idle haters, and whosoever loatheth Him and maketh an Oxygen Destroyer.
16: I Minya have sent mine Angira to testify unto you these things in the theaters. I am the root and the offspring of Gojira, and the bright and morning star of one sequel.
17: And Jet Jaguar and the Bride of Frankenstein(‘s Monster) say, Rawr. And let him that heareth say, Rawr. And let him that is athirst roar. And whosoever will, let him take the radiation of life freely.
18: For I testify unto every man that heareth the rawrs of the profitcy of this book, If any man shall add unto these things, Godzilla shall add unto him the plagues that are written on this website:
19: And if any man shall take away from the words of the book of this profitcy, Godzilla shall take away his part out of the internet, and out of Tokyo, and from the things which are written in this website.
20: He which testifieth these things saith, Surely I come quickly (Allegedly). Sadu. Even so, come, Lord Minya.
21: The grace of our Lord, Godzilla, be with you all. Sadu.