– Don’t mess with the planet too much…. OR Godzilla will stomp your ass
– Don’t be too greedy or Godzilla will stomp your ass
– COMIC BOOKS ARE SUPER RAD
-When NOT messing with the planet too much this also includes the OCEAN… if you mess with that too much Godzilla will stomp your ass
-Stand up for yourself… cuz Godzilla is probably busy stomping more important ass than helping you with your bully… or obstacle.. Stomp their ass like Godzilla would a villain monster… or random annoying building
-After a triumphant victory… its totally cool to celebrate with a jig or dance to show your defeated enemy how rad you are
-always be cool
– science is your friend
-Godzilla is your friend… unless you’re an unethical D-bag… then Godzilla is your enemy… which is SUPER UNCOOL FOR YOU
-Godzilla rules
-If you disbelieve Godzilla rules… take a look into his face… and change your mind before he stomps your dumb ass
A true disciple of the one true Godzilla